THE STAFF AT ALEX TRENTON’S OFFICE HAVE WRITTEN
A CHRISTMAS CAROL AND DEDICATED IT TO HIM!
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALEX!

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF “WINTER WONDERLAND”

“DENTURE WONDERLAND”

APPOINTMENTS MADE, SOON YOU’LL HAVE THEM
YOUR NEW TEETH, YOU’VE BEEN WANTING
A BEAUTIFUL TASTE
WITHOUT ANY PASTE
WEARING YOUR NEW TEETH FROM ALEX ‘T’!

GONE AWAY, ARE THE OLD TEETH
HERE TO STAY, ARE THE NEW TEETH
ALEX MAKES THEM FIT GREAT
YOU’RE OLD ONES YOU’LL HATE
CHEWING IN YOUR DENTURE WONDERLAND!

IN THE DAYS AHEAD YOU’LL NEED ADJUSTMENTS
JUST TO DOUBLE CHECK THEY’RE FITTING RIGHT
YOUR MOUTH MIGHT GET A TENDER LITTLE SORE SPOT,
BUT ALEX WILL FIX YOU UP AND MAKE YOU BITE!

LATER ON, WE’LL RECALL YOU
TO MAKE SURE, YOU CAN STILL CHEW
IF EVERYTHING’S FINE,
YOU’LL SKIP YOUR RELINE
AND KEEP SMILING IN YOUR DENTURE WONDERLAND!