Denture Stories...Involving Fictional Characters Too - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Finally,I just couldn't leave out one of the most popular ways to loose your dentures. Whether they've indulged the night before with too many alcoholic beverages, or they just plain catch a flu bug and the old stomach just can't take it anymore, those poor plates end up in the toilets! That right, the toilet!
People desperately grabbing for them as the suction of the water swiftly hirls them into the sewer. So that's why those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have such perfect smiles!
I must warn all you denture wearers now: Denture breakage, or loss, almost always happens at the most inopportune times, such as the Christmas holidays. So if you're travelling, don't pack them in you're luggage; if the luggage get's lost so do your dentures! And if they fall out in your soup, very discreetly fish them out! Or while hitting those high notes while singing those X-mas carols, and you find your denture in your song book, just hope the others have had one too many egg nogs and didn't notice! And if Aunt Emma's turkey just isn't as tender as it used to be, prevent breakage; soak your meat in gravy! And remember, even Old Saint Nick himself has mishaps with dentures now and again. If his dentures break, then "Santa Claus is gumming to town!"